Train

I’m sitting on the train at 3am. It’s crowded. To my left is a
weathered black woman telling the conductor that she doesn’t know
where she is getting off. To my right is a man with a large bald spot
and glasses sporting a shirt that reads “I have issues”. I briefly
pause to consider the idea that my bald spot could be that big. I
brush it off and keep going. The entire train is a drunken product of
some concert. Everyone is talking about peace, love and the crappy hippie
band Phish.
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Android What What

With the news that Verizon is going to be getting an Android phone (the Motorola Calgary ) I started to think. Why is Google just releasing a phone’s OS and not the hardware too. What makes Apple sucessfull is that they have the ability to control what software goes on what hardware. I am worried that companies like Motorola and Samsung will put Android on hardware that cant really support the OS. I would love to see a phone made by Google running Android.

Whats your thoughts on this?

The Subway Smell

Have you ever eaten inside a Subway? If so did you notice that your clothing always smells like Subway after. I really love Subway and try to never to eat inside and always take it home. But today my friend Jimmy and I deiced to eat inside. Now all my clothes smell like subway and its bothering me. Here are some tips if you must eat in a Subway.

  • 1. Wear a hazmat suit
  • 2. Change your clothes after you eat inside
  • 3. Shower your self with cologn
  • 4. Go inside in your undies

Lastly NEVER EVER wear a wool jacket inside a Subway. You will have to get it dry cleaned. That smell never leaves.