The Subway Smell

By Tyler

Have you ever eaten inside a Subway? If so did you notice that your clothing always smells like Subway after. I really love Subway and try to never to eat inside and always take it home. But today my friend Jimmy and I deiced to eat inside. Now all my clothes smell like subway and its bothering me. Here are some tips if you must eat in a Subway.

• 1. Wear a hazmat suit
• 2. Change your clothes after you eat inside
• 3. Shower your self with cologn
• 4. Go inside in your undies

Lastly NEVER EVER wear a wool jacket inside a Subway. You will have to get it dry cleaned. That smell never leaves.